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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Has the time come for Ukraine to come to terms with Russia since the situation on the battlefield is clearly hopeless at this point?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

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No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Apple iPhone 17 Series Will Showcase ‘Design Revamp,’ New Report Claims - Forbes

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Then came..

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can you share summer photos? Day 8

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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